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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via guiltyhipster)

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andiprincess:

This pretty much sums up my life currently.

andiprincess:

This pretty much sums up my life currently.

(via the-office-fortress)

manicpixiedreamguy:

lmnpnch:

Vanity Fair’s 2008 ‘Hitchcock Hollywood Portfolio’

Aka: Remakes I’d actually fucking watch.

(via daisyst-patience)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via hypsiphobic)